iImprovise. iAct. iWrite. iStandup. iImpersonate.

I want to be the Carlton Banks of being Judd Apatow. or the Black Ryan Reynolds he seems pleasant.

Fav. Podcasts: You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes. ScriptNotes. Nerdist Writers Panel. The Champs with Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher.

Let's be honest thought this is pretty much a Rashida Jones appreciation blog.

OOTD/Sartorial: http://sartorialsoliloquy.tumblr.com/

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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nbcsnl:

I mean, you follow us from job to job! I guess we just have to accept the fact that you will kill us one day!

Forever haunting our dreams.

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

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If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.

Zora Neale Hurston (via aboynamedhsu)

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citizeneoin:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

DEATH TO EUROCENTRIC REPRESENTATION IN FANTASY

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