iImprovise. iAct. iWrite. iStandup. iImpersonate.

I want to be the Carlton Banks of being Judd Apatow. or the Black Ryan Reynolds he seems pleasant.

Fav. Podcasts: You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes. ScriptNotes. Nerdist Writers Panel. The Champs with Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher.

Let's be honest thought this is pretty much a Rashida Jones appreciation blog.

OOTD/Sartorial: http://sartorialsoliloquy.tumblr.com/

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

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hamdoullahcava:

Muhammad Ali on the Vietnam War Draft

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Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

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aduii:

my favourite white girls dancing

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fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

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bsherrod:

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thatwasnotveryravenofyou:

Kate Middleton meeting Idris Elba is all of us meeting Idris Elba.

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jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

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